SKATEBARN SKATE SHOP is located in the forest near Hermann, Missouri... Miles from any street spots or skateparks 3 miles up a rugged dirt road that is not fit for most cars to drive on... SKATEBARN has almost nothing for sale, and is usually closed due to bad weather and lack of guests. But with the Spring time coming, and Rob Dyrdek having a new TV show coming out soon we here at the SKATEBARN know that the great success ladder will be climbed, and the chickens will hatch soon!!
And we've certainly already counted our hens.. We even spent the rent money to get this BBQ deck finished by summer!! Also we fixed the ceiling, and built a new microramp inside the SKATEBARN!!
CONGRATULATIONS to the employees of SKATEBARN!! Without these guys living, and working at SKATEBARN all day everyday till their fingers bleed, all would be lost and the world would suffer.
Just to set the record straight..
SKATEBARN is only 32% SKATEBOARDING...
The rest is....
7% riding golf carts and scooters.
23% building ramps.
17% drinking beer.
9% shooting guns and throwing hatchets.
2% chopping wood.
1% fishing.
5% sweeping the bowls.
4% Walking, talking, breathing, and other stuff.
Go skate or die or go big or go home or do something else!!