Satellites over Mid America have discovered images of this mysterious new pool frozen somewhere in the Artic!!
Snow dog teams on cross country snowboards were dispatched weeks ago in search of this phenomenon.. Half the crew have finally returned having found nothing but frost bite, and malaria.... Like crop circles, many skeptics believe it was aliens who put it there!!
This birds eye view reveals the bowl must have an internal heating system which makes it impervious to snow and ice!! Imagine what super technologies could be learned by the capture and dissection of this poolish masterpiece!! If you have any information leading to the discovery of this estranged "Snow Bowl" please contact: email@example.com